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1.
Tiffani
Theissen
Was
there ever a doubt? |
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2.
Alyssa Milano
Has
a lot in common with Tiff so it would make sense that she'd
make the list. Like Tiff, I didn't really dig her as a teenager
but then she grew up...surgically in some instances.. |
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3.
Lynda Carter
Yeah,
old school. Sure she's like 50 now but back in the day...DAMN.
Growing up my first crush was Wonder Woman (which I guess
made my mom feel good cuz than she know that I was into girls).
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4.
Carmen
Electra
I
had a girlfriend who would get mad at me cuz I only looked
at one type of girl (shapely brunettes with nice asses and
preferably blue eyes). At the time I said she was crazy. I
LOVE ALL TYPES OF WOMEN. But looking at this list I gotta
say... |
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5.
Britney
Finally
a blonde!! Remember a while back when everyone thought Brit
was a little slutty with her implants and what not? Well,
she don't look so bad now that Christina Aguilera is basically
masterbating on every video, magazine cover, and interview,
does she? It's for the best cuz Brit always got a bad rap
for being what she is.. |
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6.
Click to find out why. |
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7.
Yasmine Bleeth
After
a blonde at #5 and a void at #6 it's back to the cookie cutter
chick for #7. I'm not some Johnny-come-lately to Yasmine though.
I followed her career (or lack thereof) very closely for many
years. |
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8.
Jennifer Tilly
Ahh,
threw you a curve ball didn't I? You're either thinking, "WHO?"
or "Why her???". Either way, you're an idiot. Why?
Cuz I said so. But I digress... |
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9.
Rose McGowan
I'm
sorry, Rose is HOT! I don't know why I have to apologize for
that but it seems whenever I mention Rose as being on the
list I always feel I have to justify her place. Rose gets
a bad rap for a few reasons... |
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10.
Angelina
Jolie
I
tried to resist putting her on here..I mean I REALLY tried.
When assembling this list everyone would suggest Angelina.
I mean she DOES fit right in with all the other hoochies on
this list... |
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