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So as you probably already know, I am
a HUGE slacker...so much so that I didn't even write my own
bio. But the good thing about having a radio show is that
if you offer up some station swag, people will write your
bio for you. How sweet is that? The bad thing is, the bios
I recieved were written by people who don't actually KNOW
me...which I've heard is really important if you want to write
about someone. So check out some of my bios...but take what's
written with a grain of salt, cuz these people really don't
really know me. Whateva.
Greg
Roche was born in Philadelphia, PA some twenty something years
ago. He was a pretty big loser in high school but that's where
he began an infatuation with the best band in the world :
The Mighty Pearl Jam. He soon would go to college at a school
he really liked somewhere in Pennsylvania but transferred
to the hated Temple University. He soon would drop out like
the failure he is and, after wandering aimlessly through the
streets of philadelphia (not unlike the Boss), he soon got
a couple of DJ Jobs. He developed OCD with Pearl Jam, Our
Lady Peace, Rick Fox and most, most importantly Tiffani Theissen.
The Love of his life. While driving a girly car he came to
DC, got lucky, and landed at DC's Rock
Station DC101. Bio
courtesy of Jason Johnson.
LET'S
GET THIS BIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH STARTED!!!
New
Year's has come and gone faster than Anna Nicole's "rapid"
weight loss, and with that, Roche has made some resolutions...
1) Get married
We all know this will most not likely happen, but we all like
to look forward to something that MAY happen... *snort*
2) bang a Pagan
Kinky.. Hot.. Sexy.. I'd do him, I'm sure a Pagan will (No
intention of disrespect)
3).. There was another one, about something opening in W.
VA... er something but no one cares.
Needless to say, number 2 will be happening within the
next 6 months, and I have bets placed on this. :-)
Roche is a good-looking 20 (or 30.. I really dont know) something
male. He loves Manassas and Waldorf, so if you're from these
areas, you're already on his good side. He'll deny it.. but
just tell him you're Pagan, and a girl, and it's smooth sailing
from then on out. It's a new year, and that's all you need
to know :-P
Roche is a Libra.. How do I know this? He has told me so.
His favorite Tool song is '3 Libras'... Go figure. I'm a Leo,
and that really does make me better than him :-D.. No really,
it does. Now, Roche being a Libra makes him extremely conceded,
caring only about himself and no one else in the actions
he.. well.. acts and the decisions he makes. All is obvious,
but all in good fun. (Eh, its what the horoscope said).
I can tell you that Roche adores Pearl Jam, and often sings
along, on air (unfortunatly) to their songs. I must agree,
they are a good band.
Roche parties like a smarty, hey that's a candy, a dandy candy.
But don't call him up and bitch that drinking is bad and influences
people to do the same as him *takes a swig of Jack Daniels*..
Because most people that listen are NOT, and I repeat, NOT
influential people. Bio Courtesy of the Lovely
LeeAnn.
Let's get this bio started. My name is... Roche, as it says
at the top of the page. I get paid to listen to music, meet
famous people you only dream of seeing, party hardy, and anything
else I would be fired for at any other job. Don't be jealous,
because the job makes me do dumb stuff like bios and employee
assessments too. You can check out more of what I do here,
at this website, which includes interviews, tid-bits about
the show, pictures, and more. Just in case you care, some
hobbies of mine are music, girls, and long walks on the beach.
Expertise include music, but not girls. Look around, and
listen live, evenings 7pm-12midnight.
Rock on,
Roche
Bio
Courtesy of Kim Retherford
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