Below are actual emails between myself and my buddy Jason who is a DJ in Kansas City.

Jason and I worked together in Atlantic City. It was a love-hate relationship but more love than hate. Jason is your quintessential psuedo intellectual only with out the psuedo. Great guy. Just overthinks EVERYTHING. Sometimes we'd click...other times...not so much. More because of me than him. When I was in the mood to converse, we'd have great conversations about life, society, religion, and especially, music. We both have a passion for music.

Problem was, I wasn't always in the mood to converse.

Most times, I was in the mood to be a knucklehead.

Jason has little time for knuckleheads.

Anyway, we would spend hours bonding over our love of music and our dreams of "making it" in radio. I have the utmost respect for Jason as a jock and, more importantly, as a person. He's good people (even though he wouldn't want me to ruin his brooding persona by saying that). So I've decided to post a few emails between the two of us.

Why?

Why not!

Without further ado, I give you:

 

EMAILS WITH JASON

Hello Sir,

Four a.m. on the east coast and being the night person I am, it feels like 11pm for your Joe Average American. Unlike 11pm though, there really isn't a lot to entertain except for Al Gore's greatest achievement. So after going to my usual hotspots (erotic stories included), I happened over to your corner of the internet and felt compelled to reach out. Why? I don't know. But thinking about it now, it makes perfect sense. I watched the Chiefs win earlier this evening...and you are IN Kansas City. It's kismet!

So how the hell have you been? I'm assuming well judging by your most recent posts. Are they happy? Well not for the normal person but by Jason standards they are positively giddy. I'm glad you are as content as you can be in the world.

Things in your nation's capital are fine...and just that. So far, December has been a very uneven month for yours truly. I suffered my first loss of a loved one (my grandmother) and have been dealing with some fairly major dental issues. On the plus side, I've met an awesome girl and an thoroughly smitten. They don't balance out but it's definitely helped keep me on an even keel. Work? Well you know work...you are only as good as your last break and I am in full on "last few days before vacation" mode.

When you lose a loved one, I've found that it pulls you into this lifelong nostalgia mode where you take inventory of the people you've met in the past. It's a weird time. Lately, people's names have been popping up in my head that I haven't thought about in years. At the time, I would have sworn that I'd never lose touch with him or her and now I probably wouldn't be able to pick them out of a lineup. Life.

Anyway, I always hated writing after I've been reading your stuff. Back at in AC, I'd churn out something I thought was reasonably intelligent only to read your latest diatribe and feel like a moron. But I've since chalked it up to differences in style. I like my style. It's simple yet effective...and slightly intelligent. It's much more stream of consciousness (haha, it still feels like I have an inferiority complex, doesn't it?). Well I don't. It's a respect. I like what you do. I like what you stand for. It's just not me.

While reading your stuff I thought, briefly, what it would be like to do a show together. Do you think it would work? I have my doubts. I'm not sure we have the right chemistry to deliver the goods to the red staters. Ultimately, I see our show as appealing to a small but fiercely supportive group. Not enough to sustain it though.

Oh well. We'll just have to settle for spirited discussions at the diner once every 5 years.

I think that's all I'm bring to the table tonight. Hit me back when you get a chance. I can't promise to be as introspective as this email but who'd want that anyway. That's your bag baby. Mr. Consistency. Me? I could have a totally different tone next time through...and I probably will. The good part is that it'll make a lot more sense.



G

Man, there are a lot of grammatical mistakes in that email! Anyway, if you'd like to learn more about Jason, click here .

Here is Jason's response:

Rochee:

Great, as always, to hear from you, and I'm sorry to hear of your loss... In the last year, living 1200 miles away from my father and mother, I've grown accustomed to their absence... To the point that it's occurred to me that I will really miss them when they are gone for good...

Good thing I have Trent Green to keep me company... I did actually meet and harass our impossibly white QB at a remote... He was signing autographs, and I bribed the people in line with free stuff to go up to him and ask him if he gets a bonus every time Dick Vermeil cries... And also if it'd be OK if everybody in line for an autograph could try out for the Chiefs' defense... Got it all on air and everything... He was a good sport about it, an exemplary honky...

I felt you looking over my shoulder, brow furrowed deep, as I did my 10-year anniversary special for Vitalogy the other week... In one hour, I played Better Man, Corduroy, Nothingman, Tremor Christ, Immortality, and finished with Not For You... Before the last track, I reminded everyone how it was once fashionable to bash Eddie as a poser, and that when Scott Stapp rolled in, how everyone went "Wait a minute......" I listed PJ's independent virtues, and then asked everyone, "So...STILL THINK PEARL JAM ISN'T ALTERNATIVE??... Listen to this!!!"

As far as the rest of work goes... Well, it took about a year for me to feel the corporate hammer striking each vertebrae, but the time has come... I wouldn't mind it so much if it weren't for some other things that are a cause of intermittent excruciating pain, which at some point I'd like to consult with you about... Those things, in fact, bother me infinitely more...

Looking at your playlist, I guess all I can say is WHERE'S THE TRUST COMPANY??!?!!?... ;)... It's funny... Every time nu-metal seems like it's dead, someone comes along and writes "Cold" or "So Cold"... We play ZERO nu-metal now... Only "The Red", "Send The Pain Below"... I don't count LP and Incubus... We don't even play "Faint"... No Velvet Revolver either... So, aside from Modest Mouse, THE biggest surprise of the year HAS to be that NU-METAL STILL HAS NOT FUCKING EXPIRED... I'll be having my Top 10 CDs of the year up on my page in a few weeks... They'll all be KRBZ approved (we're doing it on-air, too), but I'll also put up the CDs that I loved that we never played... Nick Cave, I'm looking at you...

I am deeply humbled by your compliments about my writing... You're a harsh critic deep in your core... I also like your style, far more efficient than me, but no less communicative, probably even more... And that's because I always felt that when you wrote, you wrote to communicate... Many times, when I write, it's more for myself, to crystallize my own thoughts... Or to convince myself that what I write about matters to me in the first place... Sometimes I wind up learning things about myself, discovering what I REALLY think about things, and why... Of course, music can do that for me better than my writing, but on a fleeting, non-verbal level...

BroNo once said to me that he thought you and I would make an awesome team... I actually got an e-mail from someone in AC who said, "Long gone are the days when you and Roach made this station the best I'd ever heard"... If nothing else, I think it'd make for a down-to-earth show, and by that I mean that a quality both of us possess (in spades, I believe) is that we're believeable on the air... And that's probably because, as we experienced together for a short time in AC, we both derive the biggest kick out of expressing our love for the music, and at its best, it's a collaborative thing between the music, us, and the listeners... That may be a bit romanticized, perhaps, but hey... I gotta be that way about SOMETHING...

One imagined show premise I've got is that when we go on the air, we're not actually the DJs... The DJ is actually some dude with a typical radio pseudonym... Like, Thrash, for instance... Or maybe Boomer, or Hi-Pro... I don't know... Anyway, it'd be HIS show... The imaging would all be for HIM... And HE'D actually get on the air, and like 10-15 seconds into each break, he'd be potted down, and in we'd come!!... Like an angel on one shoulder, a devil on the other... And we'd take turns being angel or devil... And we'd go on and on about what Hi-Pro's REALLY thinking and feeling... We'd debate what he should say or play next... And based on who wins the debate......Hi-Pro gets potted up again, and voila!!... He implements our plan on-air!!!...

Could make for some devastatingly satirical radio, eh??... We could even take calls, or rather HE could take calls, and we'd butt in and pull his strings, and finally he'd say "You got it man, I'll play it!!"...

I must be going, gotta make some graphics for the Buzz website... Did I tell you they made me junior/de facto web guru??... We should do a better job staying in touch, even though we're both stupid busy.

Be well, Rochee... And take care of your fucking teeth!

Adios, amigo/hermano...

Jason



Jason,

Nothing wrong with a little Trust Company between friends. ;-)

I can't believe you are making me argue on the side of "nu-metal" in this debate! But here I am so let's get into it.

I'm surprised at your elitist attitude in what you perceive as "cool" bands. No one is more sick of "nu-metal" than me but I think you are throwing too wide of a net over some songs and bands that don’t fall into that category. Just because a song or band has dark intonations doesn't necessarily make it nu-metal. I'll use the songs you mentioned as an example. "Cold" and "So Cold" don't strike me as particularly nu-metal (btw, we could have a whole other conversation on what exactly IS nu-metal these days). When I think of nu-metal I think of KoRn, Limp Bizkit, Adema, Papa Roach and bands of their ilk. Those bands (with the possible exception of KoRn) are done. A band like Chevelle is still viable but, again, I don't think I'd throw them into the nu-metal camp. Crossfade (who I'm not a fan of btw), Breaking Benjamin, and Chevelle are more straight rock bands to me and there will ALWAYS be a place for straight rock.

Now granted, DC101 is MUCH more mainstream than the Buzz so the playlists will be different. I'd call the Buzz an Alternative station whereas DC101 is a Modern Rock station. Based on that, it's understandable that we'd differ on what is metal and what is not.

But here's the thing. There is a perception within Alternative stations that Modern Rock stations are "sell outs" or "not cool" because they don't play the "hip" songs. I couldn't disagree more with that line of thinking. Music is music and there is something to be said of all types of music...you know that. Cache is a very fickle thing. Alternative stations claim that since they play The Killers or Modest Mouse they are in some way cooler than other stations. Why? Because they are playing a different type of "rock" than we are? Because they've discovered the "Next Big Thing"? Because the average person has never heard of these bands? I say no. The Killers were on The O.C. last week (not that you'd know of course what with your aversion to television). The O.C. is the most mainstream show there is. Does that make The Killers uncool now? Or does that make The O.C. alternative? It's a fine line and one that's almost impossible to walk.

BTW, I'm a Killers fan.

So to sum up (and perhaps contradict), I agree with you...nu-metal is dead...but ROCK will always be here.


Roche
"Just one more...Then I'll quit...Forever."