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Below
are actual emails between myself and my buddy Jason who is a DJ
in Kansas City.
Jason
and I worked together in Atlantic City. It was a love-hate relationship
but more love than hate. Jason is your quintessential psuedo intellectual
only with out the psuedo. Great guy. Just overthinks EVERYTHING.
Sometimes we'd click...other times...not so much. More because of
me than him. When I was in the mood to converse, we'd have great
conversations about life, society, religion, and especially, music.
We both have a passion for music.
Problem
was, I wasn't always in the mood to converse.
Most
times, I was in the mood to be a knucklehead.
Jason
has little time for knuckleheads.
Anyway,
we would spend hours bonding over our love of music and our dreams
of "making it" in radio. I have the utmost respect for Jason as
a jock and, more importantly, as a person. He's good people (even
though he wouldn't want me to ruin his brooding persona by saying
that). So I've decided to post a few emails between the two of us.
Why?
Why
not!
Without
further ado, I give you:
EMAILS
WITH JASON
Hello
Sir,
Four
a.m. on the east coast and being the night person I am, it feels
like 11pm for your Joe Average American. Unlike 11pm though, there
really isn't a lot to entertain except for Al Gore's greatest achievement.
So after going to my usual hotspots (erotic stories included), I
happened over to your corner of the internet and felt compelled
to reach out. Why? I don't know. But thinking about it now, it makes
perfect sense. I watched the Chiefs win earlier this evening...and
you are IN Kansas City. It's kismet!
So how the hell have you been?
I'm assuming well judging by your most recent posts. Are they happy?
Well not for the normal person but by Jason standards they are positively
giddy. I'm glad you are as content as you can be in the world.
Things in your nation's capital are fine...and
just that. So far, December has been a very uneven month for yours
truly. I suffered my first loss of a loved one (my grandmother)
and have been dealing with some fairly major dental issues. On the
plus side, I've met an awesome girl and an thoroughly smitten. They
don't balance out but it's definitely helped keep me on an even
keel. Work? Well you know work...you are only as good as your last
break and I am in full on "last few days before vacation" mode.
When you lose a loved one, I've found that it pulls you into
this lifelong nostalgia mode where you take inventory of the people
you've met in the past. It's a weird time. Lately, people's names
have been popping up in my head that I haven't thought about in
years. At the time, I would have sworn that I'd never lose touch
with him or her and now I probably wouldn't be able to pick them
out of a lineup. Life.
Anyway, I always hated writing after I've been reading your stuff.
Back at in AC, I'd churn out something I thought was reasonably
intelligent only to read your latest diatribe and feel like a moron.
But I've since chalked it up to differences in style. I like my
style. It's simple yet effective...and slightly intelligent. It's
much more stream of consciousness (haha, it still feels like I have
an inferiority complex, doesn't it?). Well I don't. It's a respect.
I like what you do. I like what you stand for. It's just not me.
While reading your stuff I thought, briefly, what it would be
like to do a show together. Do you think it would work? I have my
doubts. I'm not sure we have the right chemistry to deliver the
goods to the red staters. Ultimately, I see our show as appealing
to a small but fiercely supportive group. Not enough to sustain
it though.
Oh well. We'll just have to settle for spirited discussions at
the diner once every 5 years.
I think that's all I'm bring to the table tonight. Hit me back
when you get a chance. I can't promise to be as introspective as
this email but who'd want that anyway. That's your bag baby. Mr.
Consistency. Me? I could have a totally different tone next time
through...and I probably will. The good part is that it'll make
a lot more sense.
G
Man,
there are a lot of grammatical mistakes in that email! Anyway, if
you'd like to learn more about Jason, click
here .
Here
is Jason's response:
Rochee:
Great, as always, to hear from you, and I'm sorry to hear of your
loss... In the last year, living 1200 miles away from my father
and mother, I've grown accustomed to their absence... To the point
that it's occurred to me that I will really miss them when they
are gone for good...
Good thing I have Trent Green to keep me company... I did actually
meet and harass our impossibly white QB at a remote... He was signing
autographs, and I bribed the people in line with free stuff to go
up to him and ask him if he gets a bonus every time Dick Vermeil
cries... And also if it'd be OK if everybody in line for an autograph
could try out for the Chiefs' defense... Got it all on air and everything...
He was a good sport about it, an exemplary honky...
I felt you looking over my shoulder, brow furrowed deep, as I did
my 10-year anniversary special for Vitalogy the other week... In
one hour, I played Better Man, Corduroy, Nothingman, Tremor Christ,
Immortality, and finished with Not For You... Before the last track,
I reminded everyone how it was once fashionable to bash Eddie as
a poser, and that when Scott Stapp rolled in, how everyone went
"Wait a minute......" I listed PJ's independent virtues, and then
asked everyone, "So...STILL THINK PEARL JAM ISN'T ALTERNATIVE??...
Listen to this!!!"
As far as the rest of work goes... Well, it took about a year for
me to feel the corporate hammer striking each vertebrae, but the
time has come... I wouldn't mind it so much if it weren't for some
other things that are a cause of intermittent excruciating pain,
which at some point I'd like to consult with you about... Those
things, in fact, bother me infinitely more...
Looking at your playlist, I guess all I can say is WHERE'S THE TRUST
COMPANY??!?!!?... ;)... It's funny... Every time nu-metal seems
like it's dead, someone comes along and writes "Cold" or "So Cold"...
We play ZERO nu-metal now... Only "The Red", "Send The Pain Below"...
I don't count LP and Incubus... We don't even play "Faint"... No
Velvet Revolver either... So, aside from Modest Mouse, THE biggest
surprise of the year HAS to be that NU-METAL STILL HAS NOT FUCKING
EXPIRED... I'll be having my Top 10 CDs of the year up on my page
in a few weeks... They'll all be KRBZ approved (we're doing it on-air,
too), but I'll also put up the CDs that I loved that we never played...
Nick Cave, I'm looking at you...
I am deeply humbled by your compliments about my writing... You're
a harsh critic deep in your core... I also like your style, far
more efficient than me, but no less communicative, probably even
more... And that's because I always felt that when you wrote, you
wrote to communicate... Many times, when I write, it's more for
myself, to crystallize my own thoughts... Or to convince myself
that what I write about matters to me in the first place... Sometimes
I wind up learning things about myself, discovering what I REALLY
think about things, and why... Of course, music can do that for
me better than my writing, but on a fleeting, non-verbal level...
BroNo once said to me that he thought you and I would make an awesome
team... I actually got an e-mail from someone in AC who said, "Long
gone are the days when you and Roach made this station the best
I'd ever heard"... If nothing else, I think it'd make for a down-to-earth
show, and by that I mean that a quality both of us possess (in spades,
I believe) is that we're believeable on the air... And that's probably
because, as we experienced together for a short time in AC, we both
derive the biggest kick out of expressing our love for the music,
and at its best, it's a collaborative thing between the music, us,
and the listeners... That may be a bit romanticized, perhaps, but
hey... I gotta be that way about SOMETHING...
One imagined show premise I've got is that when we go on the air,
we're not actually the DJs... The DJ is actually some dude with
a typical radio pseudonym... Like, Thrash, for instance... Or maybe
Boomer, or Hi-Pro... I don't know... Anyway, it'd be HIS show...
The imaging would all be for HIM... And HE'D actually get on the
air, and like 10-15 seconds into each break, he'd be potted down,
and in we'd come!!... Like an angel on one shoulder, a devil on
the other... And we'd take turns being angel or devil... And we'd
go on and on about what Hi-Pro's REALLY thinking and feeling...
We'd debate what he should say or play next... And based on who
wins the debate......Hi-Pro gets potted up again, and voila!!...
He implements our plan on-air!!!...
Could make for some devastatingly satirical radio, eh??... We could
even take calls, or rather HE could take calls, and we'd butt in
and pull his strings, and finally he'd say "You got it man, I'll
play it!!"...
I must be going, gotta make some graphics for the Buzz website...
Did I tell you they made me junior/de facto web guru??... We should
do a better job staying in touch, even though we're both stupid
busy.
Be well, Rochee... And take care of your fucking teeth!
Adios, amigo/hermano...
Jason
Jason,
Nothing wrong with a little
Trust Company between friends. ;-)
I can't believe you are making
me argue on the side of "nu-metal" in this debate! But here I am
so let's get into it.
I'm surprised at your elitist
attitude in what you perceive as "cool" bands. No one is more sick
of "nu-metal" than me but I think you are throwing too wide of a
net over some songs and bands that don’t fall into that category.
Just because a song or band has dark intonations doesn't necessarily
make it nu-metal. I'll use the songs you mentioned as an example.
"Cold" and "So Cold" don't strike me as particularly nu-metal (btw,
we could have a whole other conversation on what exactly IS nu-metal
these days). When I think of nu-metal I think of KoRn, Limp Bizkit,
Adema, Papa Roach and bands of their ilk. Those bands (with the
possible exception of KoRn) are done. A band like Chevelle is still
viable but, again, I don't think I'd throw them into the nu-metal
camp. Crossfade (who I'm not a fan of btw), Breaking Benjamin, and
Chevelle are more straight rock bands to me and there will ALWAYS
be a place for straight rock.
Now granted, DC101 is MUCH
more mainstream than the Buzz so the playlists will be different.
I'd call the Buzz an Alternative station whereas DC101 is a Modern
Rock station. Based on that, it's understandable that we'd differ
on what is metal and what is not.
But here's the thing. There
is a perception within Alternative stations that Modern Rock stations
are "sell outs" or "not cool" because they don't play the "hip"
songs. I couldn't disagree more with that line of thinking. Music
is music and there is something to be said of all types of music...you
know that. Cache is a very fickle thing. Alternative stations claim
that since they play The Killers or Modest Mouse they are in some
way cooler than other stations. Why? Because they are playing a
different type of "rock" than we are? Because they've discovered
the "Next Big Thing"? Because the average person has never heard
of these bands? I say no. The Killers were on The O.C. last week
(not that you'd know of course what with your aversion to television).
The O.C. is the most mainstream show there is. Does that make The
Killers uncool now? Or does that make The O.C. alternative? It's
a fine line and one that's almost impossible to walk.
BTW, I'm a Killers fan.
So to sum up (and perhaps
contradict), I agree with you...nu-metal is dead...but ROCK will
always be here.
Roche
"Just one more...Then I'll quit...Forever."
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